You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says “You may not pass without permission”, you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law). 

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission. 

You wait for many years, and when you’re an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask: 

“During all the years I’ve waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?”, 
and the guard answers: 

“It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever”. 

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away. 

• Intrams — We won the PEP squad as the champion at last.
• I don’t know what my computer’s playing with me, it just shut down and won’t open anymore; turns out the hard disk was damaged, and as a result I lost all my precious and beloved files without any backup.
• It was like having your house caught fire and you failed to save a thing
• Rave Party
• Oh well

Not really in a good mood these days. And I’m off again~

gregorgy:

YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.

GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.

THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.

I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.

YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.

DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.

setbabiesonfire:

I’ve learned to bite my tongue whenever stupid people talk. Sometimes you’ve just got to let them be stupid and cross your fingers that one day they’ll quit being so childish and naive.

gayjamesbond:

To most of you, this list is going to come across as super bitchy and horrible, to the rest of you it’s going to be a prolonged moment of “Oh my god yes, I fucking hate that!”

1. Oh my god, did you draw that?

This is not an acceptable question to ask someone you see drawing, especially not if…